Hey OG Zoe’s Thoughtz fans – remember when I wrote the blog (pre-hack) about applying for the Bachelor? Well fast forward to today and, well, nothing has changed. They still never emailed me back.
SO I was back on Bumble scrolling through my future husbands, and BAM. MY DREAM JOB. I’ve been on the job search for months and have failed miserably, clearly it’s because I was looking in all the wrong places.
The job includes traveling to different countries, making friends, going on dates, and BLOGGING ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE. Find a job I’d be better at… I’ll wait. On second thought don’t answer that. Regardless, I’ve already submitted my application.
With my application I wrote my first ever cover letter. I made sure to highlight my strengths like blogging and being funny (self-declared). I also made sure to include that I read the rights and responsibilities and you bet I referenced it, then not so subtly pointed it out. I’m feeling pretty good about at least getting a response back because I told them not to ghost me.
I do have some questions though.
When it says all expenses paid, what exactly do they consider all expenses? My new business attire? What is business attire for a travel date blogger? When I go on too many bad dates and get stressed does it cover a self-care massage? Does it cover my date expenses too? Am I gonna be going on Bachelor style helicopter dates? Or like will they give me $10 for chicken nuggets? AM I GONNA BASICALLY BE THE NEW BACHELORETTE?
Also, what if I fall in love at my first stop? Then does my trip end? Or am I only allowed to go on first dates so I don’t find anyone and ruin the year long gig?
Honestly if I don’t at least make it to the next round of applications I really don’t have any idea of what job would ever hire me.
Stay tuned for the never ending saga that is my life. You can find the documentary under the comedy section.
HIRE ME BUMBLE.