Carole fed Don to the tigers. Joe burned down his studio. Trust nobody. The end.
**SPOILER ALERTS BELOW**
Trigger warning for me: my college landlord who f***** me over multiple times was also named Carol. I am already biased against Carole sorry.
What does Joe Exotic not do? TV host? Check. Magician? Check. Singer? Check. Netflix star? Check. Clap back queen? Check. Tiger lover? Check. Truth spitter? Check. Murder mystery solver? Check. Emergency medical responder. Check? Underwear designer? Check. Employer for ex-inmates? Check.
Listen once Joe started giving jobs and hiring people left at the bus stop he won me over.
I JUST FINISHED AND OMG WHAT IF JOE FEELS GUILTY FOR ALL HE DID WHICH IS ILLEGAL AND HIRED PAST INMATES TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER FOR NOT GETTING CAUGHT
End of episode 3 update: I am confusion. I don’t understand what I just watched. What are these names? Do I have to go rescue those 15 wives of the God dude? Also how did God dude’s son turn out somewhat logical (at least he seems it in his 3 second appearance)? The only thing I got: everyone made a convincing argument as to what could have happened to Don and everyone is crazy so they can all be true and Carole is shady af. I also feel bad for Don’s ladies left with only $2 million. But also low key think Don is just living in Costa Rica with his new fam and his kids are going to watch this and realize their dad is a missing person *keeps reloading Buzzfeed for this breaking news*
Somewhere is episode 5 update: JOE FOR PRESIDENT… WHAT HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS HAPPENED 4 YEARS AGO. 2020 sure is wild. Joe is spiraling. I’m scared he yelled at his big cat and he’s sure making Carole look better and better right now. But like did he forget about his tigers? He was supposed to be protecting them and I don’t think he remembers he even has a zoo because he wants to be a reality star. Like at this point yeah Carole come take his zoo before the tigers starve. Wow can’t believe I just said that.
Is it okay to feel bad for Joe? Every person is turning on him…. Literally Joe and Carole ruined each other’s lives. Stop being petty and just drop it at this point.
OH JOE SOLD EVERYONE ELSE OUT NEVER MIND FEELING BAD FOR HIM WAS SHORT LIVED
One more episode.. did we forget about Don?
The irony that Carole wanted Joe in jail because of the animals but now he’s in jail because he tried to kill her for speaking out about his animals. Now nobody cares about the animals so like….WAS IT WORTH IT CAROLE? DO YOU MISS RIDING YOUR BIKE?
So we clearly forgot about Don which is really all I wanted to know. By the end it made Carole almost seem like a decent person, I almost forgot why I didn’t like her. Also I want to know why Joe’s ex husband covered up his tattoo with a bull rather than a big cat? Seems off topic.
Joe Exotic lives up to his name.