WOW IS THIS RELATABLE. PREACH HUMAN PREACH.
As I was reading this I thought it was going to say tips on how to adult and I was like HA you came to the wrong person… but tips on pretending you know how to adult… well I have a couple.
Tip #1: Go buy Starbucks (or Dunkin’ I guess) a few times a week and people will think you’re doing well enough that you can afford coffee and not have to make it at home like a peasant. We will know these coffee’s are about 15% of our income and it’s a terrible idea, BUT THE WORLD WONT!!! They will just think you’re rolling in enough money to treat yo’ self whenever you want.
Tip #2: Live at home and tell people it’s because you’re saving up, being financially smart. We will know we’re at home because we literally do not make enough to pay rent and would get evicted after a month, but they will just think we’re just saving up.
Tip #3: Always put any activity you do on social media. Being out and about shows that you are thriving socially. Pose next to a food truck with your friend. Nobody will know you just walked by, they will think you had money for a $25 slice of pizza too and say “omg you look so happy!!!” They don’t need to know you only left the house once that month.
I know what you’re thinking, sounds fake. YOU’RE RIGHT. Hope this helps. HMU for a coffee date!!